"And lo, Jesus of Nazareth came upon a garden swing, and verily he swingeth upon the swing. And he launcheth himself into the sky. And he bounceth upon the faithful and the beasts and birds and he sayeth unto them, Sorry about that." Help Jesus get back to heaven by bouncing across makeshift platforms. Save your best score to the online leaderboard. Controls: Left Click to begin. Move the mouse left and right to steer Christ.